A Curiosity - Top Tens Things I would Never Proclaim from a Pulpit or a Sunday School class for that matter
- Why you should vote Republican.
- Why you should pay your tithes.
- Why you should not drink alcohol.
- Why you should speak in tongues.
- Why you should sing only from the Psalter Hymnal.
- Why you should trust in the salvific power of man's free will.
- Why you should expect Health and Wealth as a Christian.
- Why you should expect the pre-tribulation secret rapture of the church anyday now.
- Why the Episcopalians, Methodists, Presbyterians, and Roman Catholics down the street are all wrong.
- Any prolonged jokes and efforts to be a comedian in the pulpit.
posted by Ryan S. | 9:55 PM
4 Comments:
Exactly. Great list.
Why The Church Should'nt allow inner racial marriages.
Why Black and White Churches Should Stay Segregated.
Why Calvinism is the gospel. (even though I am a Calvinist--7 pointer)
Why The Christian Life is Not About Emotions.
3 Easy Steps to Spiritual Maturity.
Hey...I like this idea...I think I'll add more later
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A Seven-Point Calvinist? Do you mind elaborating on that one Brad?
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